Stop your lunch from being stolen ever again!

This is a little gross, but funny enough to share.

The best part is the product description:

"Tired of having your food stolen by sticky-fingered coworkers or roommates? Bullies taking your kids lunch? Well if so worry no more! Anti-theft Lunch Bags are sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, making your freshly prepared lunch look spoiled. Dont suffer the injustice of having your sandwich stolen again! Protect your lunch with Anti-Theft Lunch Bags! "

... and of course it is made out of recycled products. LOL

This item is available at PerpetualKid.